Frasier (TV Series)

My Fair Frasier (1997)

Shirley Prestia: Saleswoman

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello. I'd like to return this purse.

  Saleswoman : I'm terribly sorry but this was a sale item and we have a no-return policy. You wife didn't like it?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I'm not married at the moment.

  Saleswoman : Girlfriend?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no, no, no girlfriend either, in fact I don't have time to go into all my other non-existent relationships, it was a gift for a friend.

  Saleswoman : Ah, well, perhaps your

  [suggestively] 

  Saleswoman : FRIEND would like to make it work with some matching shoes. We have up to size thirteen.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : This really was a gift, and I would thank you when you said the word "friend" not to italicize it!

• Frasier : Hello. I'd like to return this purse.

  Saleswoman : I'm terribly sorry but this was a sale item and we have a no-return policy. You wife didn't like it?

  Frasier : Well, I'm not married at the moment.

  Saleswoman : Girlfriend?

  Frasier : No, no, no, no girlfriend either. In fact I don't time to go into all my other non-existent relationships. It was a gift for a friend.

  Saleswoman : Ah, well, perhaps your "friend" would like to make it work with some matching shoes. We have up to size thirteen.

  Frasier : This really was a gift, and I would thank you when you said the word "friend" not to italicize it!