Frasier (TV Series)

No Sex Please, We're Skittish (2003)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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• Dr. Niles Crane : So, you're not in love. But your behavior last night clearly indicates some sort of crisis. As a psychiatrist...

  Roz Doyle : I just want my job back. I'm not looking for some big therapy trip.

  Dr. Niles Crane : All right. Well, why don't you just sweep your emotions under the rug and waltz back to the station as if nothing ever happened?

  Roz Doyle : That's *perfect*! Thanks!

  Dr. Niles Crane : No, no. I was being facetious. My real advice would be...

  Roz Doyle : I know, talk about my feelings. Blah, blah, woof, woof. I gotta go, Niles. Thanks again!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, could you stay for just a moment? There's something going on in my life that requires a bit of mulling. Sherry?

  Dr. Niles Crane : No, thanks.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No? But we never mull without sherry.

• Roz Doyle : I can't believe I left KACL over some stupid snit.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh yes, yes, your ultimatum. Frasier told me about that. Listen, this isn't an easy subject to broach, but is it possible you're in love with Frasier?

  Roz Doyle : Absolutely not.

  Dr. Niles Crane : You sound sure.

  Roz Doyle : I am sure. I mean, if I were going to fall for him it would have been two years ago when we slept together.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well then, another theory I'd like to explore is... HO, BACK UP!