- Dr. Niles Crane: So, you're not in love. But your behavior last night clearly indicates some sort of crisis. As a psychiatrist...
- Roz Doyle: I just want my job back. I'm not looking for some big therapy trip.
- Dr. Niles Crane: All right. Well, why don't you just sweep your emotions under the rug and waltz back to the station as if nothing ever happened?
- Roz Doyle: That's *perfect*! Thanks!
- Dr. Niles Crane: No, no. I was being facetious. My real advice would be...
- Roz Doyle: I know, talk about my feelings. Blah, blah, woof, woof. I gotta go, Niles. Thanks again!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Niles, could you stay for just a moment? There's something going on in my life that requires a bit of mulling. Sherry?
- Dr. Niles Crane: No, thanks.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No? But we never mull without sherry.
- Roz Doyle: I can't believe I left KACL over some stupid snit.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Oh yes, yes, your ultimatum. Frasier told me about that. Listen, this isn't an easy subject to broach, but is it possible you're in love with Frasier?
- Roz Doyle: Absolutely not.
- Dr. Niles Crane: You sound sure.
- Roz Doyle: I am sure. I mean, if I were going to fall for him it would have been two years ago when we slept together.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Well then, another theory I'd like to explore is... HO, BACK UP!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You haven't been pining over me since we slept together?
- Roz Doyle: God no! Weren't you there?
- Roz Doyle: You have quite the ego on you, I mean, we slept together two years ago. What do you think, you're some kind of slow-acting timed-release love bomb?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I don't remember you having any complaints when we were in bed. I seem to recall hearing the term "stallion-like".
- Roz Doyle: I never said that.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well one of us did!