Frasier (TV Series)
Our Parents, Ourselves (1999)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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[Sophie wants to invite some of her friends over to her husband's Super Bowl party]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Larry, I gotta tell you, I'm afraid I side with your wife on this one.
Larry : That just proves you don't know the first thing about football.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What I do or do not know about football has...
Larry : OK, how's this: My wife's friends can come over if you can answer even one little football question. Like...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Now, I don't see that that's in any...
Larry : You're down by six, you're on your own forty, three seconds left, what do you do?
[Roz gets his attention]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, all right, you would...
[She holds up two telephone handsets]
Dr. Frasier Crane : You would take your receivers...
[she lines them up]
Dr. Frasier Crane : And line them up...
[she mimes throwing]
Dr. Frasier Crane : And then throw a pass.
[big throw]
Dr. Frasier Crane : A long, long pass.
Larry : Yeah, and what's the name for that?
[Roz kneels, crosses herself, and prays heavenward with an innocent look on her face]
Dr. Frasier Crane : A Hail Mary.
[Roz gives him the thumbs up]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Sophie and Larry, I hope you enjoy the game. In the meanwhile, this is Coach Crane saying, I'm listening.
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Roz Doyle : I'm impressed you're so good at charades.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm impressed you could mime a virgin.
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Shangri-lino : Hey, it's the Coyote!
Dr. Niles Crane : Evening, evening, Jimbo. Check you later.
Martin Crane : Wow, you got a nickname down there already. That's great! The Coyote?
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes.
Dr. Frasier Crane : And how did you earn that honorific?
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, it was quite the merry road. Yes, it evolved from Niles to Nilesy to Niley to Nile E. Coyote and now simply "The Coyote."
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Martin Crane : Hey, look what I got here, boys, a Funion Onion. The chef sent it over with his compliments.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I wonder what his insults are like.
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Bonnie : Hey ya, Marty. Oh, you must be Frasier, the big radio star.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello.
Bonnie : Your dad is so proud of you, he talks about you all the time. Who's your friend?
Martin Crane : Now, what's wrong with you? I told you about my other son.
Bonnie : Oh, of course, what am I thinking? Nice to meet you, Eddie.
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Roz Doyle : Well, okay, Frasier. No offense, your father is a very nice man, but let's face it: My mother was attorney general of Wisconsin.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I hope he remembers to curtsy before the Dairy Queen!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah, well, we're both gonna be fine. I was just thinking, though, if we wanna play it safe, we could make one of those, uh, pacts.
Roz Doyle : You mean, like in forty years, if neither one of us finds anyone...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yeah, exactly, we'll marry each other.
Roz Doyle : I was gonna say kill each other.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, six of one...