- [Sophie wants to invite some of her friends over to her husband's Super Bowl party]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Larry, I gotta tell you, I'm afraid I side with your wife on this one.
- Larry: That just proves you don't know the first thing about football.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What I do or do not know about football has...
- Larry: OK, how's this: My wife's friends can come over if you can answer even one little football question. Like...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Now, I don't see that that's in any...
- Larry: You're down by six, you're on your own forty, three seconds left, what do you do?
- [Roz gets his attention]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, all right, you would...
- [She holds up two telephone handsets]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You would take your receivers...
- [she lines them up]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: And line them up...
- [she mimes throwing]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: And then throw a pass.
- [big throw]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: A long, long pass.
- Larry: Yeah, and what's the name for that?
- [Roz kneels, crosses herself, and prays heavenward with an innocent look on her face]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: A Hail Mary.
- [Roz gives him the thumbs up]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Sophie and Larry, I hope you enjoy the game. In the meanwhile, this is Coach Crane saying, I'm listening.
- Roz Doyle: I'm impressed you're so good at charades.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm impressed you could mime a virgin.
- Shangri-lino: Hey, it's the Coyote!
- Dr. Niles Crane: Evening, evening, Jimbo. Check you later.
- Martin Crane: Wow, you got a nickname down there already. That's great! The Coyote?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Yes.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: And how did you earn that honorific?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, it was quite the merry road. Yes, it evolved from Niles to Nilesy to Niley to Nile E. Coyote and now simply "The Coyote."
- Martin Crane: Hey, look what I got here, boys, a Funion Onion. The chef sent it over with his compliments.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I wonder what his insults are like.
- Bonnie: Hey ya, Marty. Oh, you must be Frasier, the big radio star.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Hello.
- Bonnie: Your dad is so proud of you, he talks about you all the time. Who's your friend?
- Martin Crane: Now, what's wrong with you? I told you about my other son.
- Bonnie: Oh, of course, what am I thinking? Nice to meet you, Eddie.
- Joanna Doyle: Look at them. They think we don't know this is a setup.
- Martin Crane: How could we figure it out? We're just a retired detective and an attorney general.
- Joanna Doyle: Those were simpler times, weren't they, Marty?
- Martin Crane: Oh yeah, we didn't worry about dumb things like cholesterol. We worried about puttin' food on the table, keepin' the yard clean and the car shiny.
- Joanna Doyle: And the H-bomb.
- Martin Crane: Well, yeah, that.
- Roz Doyle: Well, okay, Frasier. No offense, your father is a very nice man, but let's face it: My mother was attorney general of Wisconsin.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I hope he remembers to curtsy before the Dairy Queen!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Ah, well, we're both gonna be fine. I was just thinking, though, if we wanna play it safe, we could make one of those, uh, pacts.
- Roz Doyle: You mean, like in forty years, if neither one of us finds anyone...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yeah, exactly, we'll marry each other.
- Roz Doyle: I was gonna say kill each other.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, six of one...