Frasier (TV Series)
Out with Dad (2000)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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[Niles cancels his night at the opera with Frasier to spend the evening with Mel]
Frasier : I am surprised by your gall! At the last moment, you not only bail on me, you expect me to give up my own ticket?
Niles : Please, Frasier, put yourself in my shoes. I have to do something for Mel. Every restaurant in town has been booked for weeks. I ran into Archie Wilfong today. He told me he had to settle for two seats at the counter at The Salad Experience! What would you suggest I do?
Frasier : Bring your own wine and order the Spicy Caesar!
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Martin : Is she here yet?
Frasier : No, not yet. That's her box over there, the empty one.
Martin : Well, I'm not going to sit through a whole opera for some woman who's not even here.
Frasier : Oh, for God's sake, Dad, give it a chance. You might actually learn to like it if you'd listen to one.
Martin : Hey, your mother dragged to me a lot of these things when we were dating and they were all stupid. These stories make no sense whatsoever.
Frasier : Oh, that is not true!
Martin : Oh, all right, what's this one about?
Frasier : Well, it's about Rigoletto, the hunchbacked jester in the court of the Duke. He has a daughter, Gilda, who's secretly living with him. But everyone thinks that she's his mistress. In this opening scene, Rigoletto mocks the Duke's enemy, who puts a curse on him.
Martin : A cursed hunchback dating his daughter - well, nothing screwy so far!
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Frasier : He goes too far!
Roz Doyle : Yeah, some nerve, ditching you to spend Valentine's Day with his girlfriend.
Martin : Look, Frasier, I don't blame you for being a little jealous because he's got someone and you don't...
Frasier : I am not jealous, Dad! I am simply appalled by his rudeness. I was looking forward to this evening. A nice drink, lovely opera, then a late supper... perhaps a beautiful bottle of wine... a delightful dessert souffle... oh, God, I need a woman.
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Daphne : How was the opera?
Frasier : Lovely. Get out!
[turns off the TV]
Roz Doyle : Hey, that movie's not over!
Frasier : That's too bad, Roz. There's a stunning woman on her way over here, I don't want her thinking I'm running some kind of maudlin sorority house. Now come on, shake a leg!
Roz Doyle : You actually spoke to her? You didn't wimp out?
Frasier : You have never seen me so suave.
Roz Doyle : Oh, some Valentine's Day! First my date bails on me and now I owe Daphne fifty bucks!