Frasier (TV Series)
Police Story (1996)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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[Martin has begun dating a woman that Frasier found attractive]
Frasier : Well... it's not as if we were standing side-by-side when she chose you. I was at the bar! If you'd gone to get the drinks, things would have been different.
Martin : I don't think so.
Frasier : Dad, I'm drowning here. Please, throw me a line!
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Frasier : [Martin is trying to sneak out to go on a date. Frasier walks in] Hi, Dad.
Martin : Oh, Frasier! You're still home.
Frasier : Yeah. Where are you going?
Martin : Just out.
Frasier : What are you gonna do?
Martin : Nothing.
Frasier : When are you gonna be home?
Martin : Later.
Frasier : Well, you put a dent in the car, young man, it's coming out of your allowance!
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Martin : Her name's Maureen Cutler, and she usually goes to McGinty's after work. Charlie said she's probably there now.
Frasier : Thanks, Dad.
Martin : Are you going to go?
Frasier : Well, I don't know. A police bar? If I go in there alone, I'll stand out like a sore thumb!
Dr. Niles Crane : All right, I'll go.
Martin : Sit down, Niles, I'll go with him. You know, after all these hoity-toity, caviar-sucking egghead types you've been dating, I think a lady cop would be a nice breath of fresh air. Frasier: Oh, all right, I'll go! Give me a second, I'll put some fresh collar-stays in, and-oh, oh, I've got a fabulous brand-new cashmere jacket I've been dying to premiere! He runs into his room. Martin: Oh, yeah. This is gonna work.
Frasier : Oh, all right, I'll go! Give me a second, I'll put some fresh collar-stays in, and-oh, oh, I've got a fabulous brand-new cashmere jacket I've been dying to premiere!
Martin : Oh, yeah. This is gonna work.
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Maureen Cutler : I remember you when I was training. You gave this great lecture at the academy on how to deal with an armed suspect.
Martin : Well, thanks.
Maureen Cutler : How come you left the force?
Martin : Well uh, I got shot by an armed suspect.
