Frasier (TV Series)
Secret Admirer (1998)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Martin : Hey guys.
Niles : Hey there.
Daphne Moon : So, who won the squash game?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh Daphne, it's not about winning or losing, its about the thrill of competition.
Martin : Congratulations Niles.
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Roz Doyle : Hey, Frasier! Nancy, hi!
Nancy : Hi!
Roz Doyle : So, are you back to work yet?
Nancy : Almost, I start at KNFS tomorrow.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, Roz, Nancy and I are having coffee.
Roz Doyle : Oh, none for me, thanks.
[to waitress]
Roz Doyle : Listen, can I have a fat-free muffin, please? Nancy, I have been dying to call you. My cousin just moved to town and I think he'd be perfect for you!
Nancy : Actually, I just started seeing someone.
Roz Doyle : Well, you'll forget all about him when you meet Chuck. He is so handsome and rugged and he loves the outdoors...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Kindly leave him there. You see, the person that Nancy is seeing is me.
Roz Doyle : Really? You two are dating?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Even as we speak!
Roz Doyle : Oh, my God! I am so sorry. Well, good for you! I mean, who needs Chuck when you've got... well, the anti-Chuck?
[she gets up]
Roz Doyle : When my muffin gets here, could you send it over?
Dr. Frasier Crane : You won't even see it coming.
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Nancy : So, are we still on for Friday night?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, of course we are. You know, I was wondering... maybe we could just, uh...
Nancy : Have dinner at your place?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, that's amazing. You read my mind again.
Nancy : Well, I just thought it would be more comfortable. We could curl up on the couch, make a nice fire...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Can you guess what I'm thinking now?
[she looks at him, then gasps and playfully slaps his face]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, you ARE good, aren't you?
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[Niles opens a box and pulls shredded paper aside. There is a small ring box which he opens. The only thing inside is a coin. He picks up the card and reads...]
Niles : Roses are red, your heart is fickle. When I'm through with you... all you'll have left is this nickel.
Martin : Oh, no.
Niles : Oh, God... she's going to ruin me.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no, Niles, maybe she's bluffing. You know, once she's signed the financial settlement...
Niles : [picking up the paper] She's not bluffing. This IS the financial settlement.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : How did things go with Maris?
Niles : I wish I knew. I returned the gifts and told her there was no chance of reconciliation. She didn't get mad. In fact, she was eerily calm. She just stood there with a blank stare on her face, rubbing her ocelot.
Martin : You know, they got a cream for that.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, where were we?
Nancy : Well, I think you were about to ask me out again.
Dr. Frasier Crane : My gosh, so I was. Well, let's just see how far this ESP of yours goes: what night was I thinking of?
Nancy : Friday night.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Astonishing! Busboy, clear these spoons before she starts bending them.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah, yes, there's a group of people that might regret leaving Club Frasier before last call.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, please, I have had enough of your finger wagging. I am doing what any red-blooded American man would do. For God's sake, there's nothing wrong with playing the field.
Niles : It looks like you've been eating the field. What did you have for lunch?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Pesto. Oh, my God! I better go freshen up.
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Roz Doyle : Oh, my God. You have two women?
Dr. Frasier Crane : At least.
Roz Doyle : And you're juggling them? And you're getting jewelry?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why is that so hard to believe?
Roz Doyle : Well, I guess since they cloned that sheep, anything's possible.
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Niles : Oh, Frasier, why did I go over there? Why didn't I listen to you?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why didn't I listen to you? If I had I'd be sitting with Nancy right now, sipping wine in front of the fire.
Niles : I'll be stripped clean and devoured like an animal!
Dr. Frasier Crane : And I WON'T be!
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Nancy : Don't ever call me again.
Madeline : Or me, you freak!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Nancy, Madeline, please give me a second chance... either one of you!