Frasier (TV Series)
Shrink Rap (1995)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Niles : It was a few hours later, we were having espresso. Perhaps to counteract the stimulant effect, Frasier was telling us about his day.
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Martin Crane : [Martin laughs at Frasier and Nile's plan to run a joint psychiatry practice] You two never learn.
Niles : Oh, you think this is a bad idea?
Martin Crane : The restaurant you bought together, that was a bad idea. The book you tried to write together, that was a bad idea. This... no that restaurant was still the stupidest.
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Niles : Well, that was quite a diagnosis.
Frasier : Yes, there's no denying it. We are vindictive and competitive.
Niles : Petty, mistrustful
Frasier : And as so often in these cases, it took someone outside our situation to point it out to us.
Niles : Well dad always said it, but he has no credentials.
Frasier : Well there's no arguing with Dr. Schachter's credentials. My God, the man is an expert in his field, graduated from the University of
[checks the diploma on the wall]
Frasier : Grenada.
Niles : Well surely that was just his undergraduate schooling.
Frasier : Oh yes of course, his graduate work was done at... Aruba.
Niles : An all Caribbean schooling. Well tally me banana.
Frasier : I knew the man was a fraud the minute he opened his mouth.
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Frasier : What are you doing?
Niles : I'm moving the Chepalire.
Frasier : I like it where it was.
Niles : Yes, but it didn't like it there. It wants light.
Frasier : I have had this plant for two years and it has never been in direct sunlight.
Niles : Well, obviously, look at it, the leaves are puckering!
Frasier : They are not, they've wilted a little from the ride over in the trunk of the car.
Niles : Oh, nonsense, Mafia snitches emerge from car trunks looking more robust!
Frasier : This plant is going right over...
[Niles protests, and he and Frasier start bickering]
Martin Crane : And so it begins!
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Frasier : I have had this plant for two years. It's never been in direct sunlight.
Niles : Well obviously, the leaves are puckering.
Frasier : They are not. They're wilted a little from the ride over in the trunk of the car.
Niles : Oh please, Mafia snitches emerge from car trunks looking more robust.