Frasier (TV Series)

Shrink Rap (1995)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : [Martin laughs at Frasier and Nile's plan to run a joint psychiatry practice]  You two never learn.

  Niles : Oh, you think this is a bad idea?

  Martin Crane : The restaurant you bought together, that was a bad idea. The book you tried to write together, that was a bad idea. This... no that restaurant was still the stupidest.

• Frasier : What are you doing?

  Niles : I'm moving the Chepalire.

  Frasier : I like it where it was.

  Niles : Yes, but it didn't like it there. It wants light.

  Frasier : I have had this plant for two years and it has never been in direct sunlight.

  Niles : Well, obviously, look at it, the leaves are puckering!

  Frasier : They are not, they've wilted a little from the ride over in the trunk of the car.

  Niles : Oh, nonsense, Mafia snitches emerge from car trunks looking more robust!

  Frasier : This plant is going right over...

  [Niles protests, and he and Frasier start bickering] 

  Martin Crane : And so it begins!