Frasier (TV Series)

Shrink Rap (1995)

Milo O'Shea: Dr. Schachter

Quotes 

• [Frasier and Niles visit a couples' therapist to deal with their sibling rivalry] 

  Dr. Schacter : In thirty years as a couples' therapist, I've never said what I'm about to say: Give up! It's hopeless! You are pathologically mistrustful of each other, competitive to the point of madness! So trust me, just meet each other at weddings and funerals, and the rest of the time, stay the hell away from each other!