Frasier (TV Series)

Sleeping with the Enemy (1995)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Daphne : Oh, come on now, Dr Crane. It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.

  Frasier : How can we possibly *use* sex to get what we want? Sex *is* what we want.

• Kate Costas : There would've been raises if you hadn't taken all the money to pay for those Armani suits!

  Frasier : Oh, what about you? Let's not overlook that pricy little Fendi scarf you're wearing!

  Kate Costas : Well, what about this designer cologne on you?

  Frasier : Well, how about those pouty lips that must have cost you a fortune in collagen injections!

  Kate Costas : These lips are mine, you arrogant gasbag!

  Frasier : You intractable despot!

  Kate Costas : Blowhard!

  Frasier : Tyrant!

  Kate Costas : Ass!

  Frasier : Shrew!

  [they grab each other and kiss passionately] 

• Martin Crane : Who made the first move? You or her?

  Frasier : There was no first move. It was more like spontaneous sexual combustion.

  Martin Crane : There's always a first move. Think.

  Frasier : Allright. I was standing in front of her desk like so. She was facing me... Niles, you be Kate.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I will not.

  Frasier : Look, just stand up.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I'm *always* the girl! In every prep school play I was the girl! Guinevere, Marian the Librarian, Ado Annie. Well, no more, I'm through with it! When do I get to be Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo'?

• Frasier : I was elected by the employees to present our demands to Kate.

  Daphne : Well, that was a smart move. Did you give her a good tongue lashing?

  Frasier : In a manner of speaking, yes.

• Frasier : [to Roz]  Our leader is Noel Shempsky? The man has all the backbone of a paramecium!

• Martin Crane : Feel like a wiener, Niles?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Indeed I do.

  Frasier : Niles, this is not a party; and Dad, that is a fourteen-dollar-a-pound andouille sausage.

  Martin Crane : Wow. Means Eddie ate about thirty bucks' worth.

• Frasier : Well, it's not unheard of for a woman like you to use her feminine wiles to get what she wants.

  Kate Costas : Oh, very clever! What about you using your masculine wiles to get what you want?

  Frasier : You think my wiles are masculine?

  Kate Costas : No, I am not going down that road again.

  Frasier : 'Course you're not. Because at the end of that road is a cul-de-sac of vulnerability. That's not you, is it?

  Kate Costas : Cul-de-sac of vulnerability?