Frasier (TV Series)

The Doctor Is Out (2003)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : Let's see. One of my sons just got picked up by a guy. The other son is jealous. Yep, life is good.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh dad, do you care for a coffee?

  Martin Crane : Nah, I can see why you might think I would though. Guy walks into a coffee bar, you can't blame people for thinking he likes coffee.

• Martin Crane : Who's Alistair Burke?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : He is only the head of the Seattle Opera Guild, and one of the finest directors in the world.

  Dr. Niles Crane : His productions are brilliant. He staged a Phillip Glass opera last year, and no one left.