Frasier (TV Series)
The Doctor Is Out (2003)
Patrick Stewart: Alistair Burke
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Quotes
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Alistair Burke : Frasier, this apartment is stunning.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Thank you.
Alistair Burke : The view - breathtaking; the art - perfect; the chair - hilarious.
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Servant : Shall I fire up the hot tub, sir?
Alistair Burke : Absolutely.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm afraid I don't have a bathing suit.
Alistair Burke : Then, you'll fit right in.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm not gay.
Alistair Burke : Oh Frasier, please don't tell me you're still struggling with those issues.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh I like you so much and I love our friendship, but I'm afraid I could never be more than friends.
Alistair Burke : Would three weeks on Capri in Bertolucci's villa change your mind?
Dr. Frasier Crane : [thinks about it for a long long time] It's worth a try.
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Daphne Crane : It must be awfully hard work putting on an opera.
Alistair Burke : It is utterly draining! In fact, when I'm in rehearsals, I devote every ounce of strength to it. No exercising, no jogging... I even abstain from sex! Well, you can ask Frasier here! My poor, dear... patient Frasier.
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Alistair Burke : [dancing with Frasier after Alistair's successful opera production] Frasier, do you have any idea how sexy you look in that tux?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, I do. Alistair, I'm afraid I may have given you the wrong impression about myself.
Alistair Burke : You seem nervous. Don't be. And I want to thank you for waiting.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh no, the waiting was good, I enjoyed the waiting.
Alistair Burke : Oh, me too!
[twirls Frasier]
Alistair Burke : How it sharpens the appetite. How it builds!
[dancing more against him]
Alistair Burke : The intensity, the heat, the desire! Can you feel it?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh yes, there it is!
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Daphne Crane : I'm Daphne, Niles's wife.
Alistair Burke : [sarcastically] No.
Dr. Niles Crane : We're expecting.
Alistair Burke : Can't say I was