Frasier (TV Series)

The Dog That Rocks the Cradle (1999)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Roz : You are not gonna believe what just happened. Bulldog just told me he loved me.

  Frasier : What?

  Roz : Yeah, he made Ted bring me home early. It turns out he's been scaring my dates off all week.

  Frasier : Well, what did you say to him?

  Roz : I tried to let him down easy. I felt sorry for the guy.

  Frasier : Bulldog. Wow, he's full of surprises, isn't he?

  Roz : Who'd have thought? You know what's really weird? I'm gonna miss him. Look at this. Never had to worry about Alice, he kept this place so neat, and it was really nice to have someone to... someone to come home to.

• Roz : Tell me something, do I have the word "loser" tatooed across my forehead?

  Frasier : No, Roz, but there is a rumour about a "Tweety Bird" on your upper thigh.

• [Bulldog picks up Roz's daughter Alice] 

  Bulldog : Hey, look who's here. Hey, sweetpea, you are getting so big. Hey, look at that smile, she likes me.

  Roz : She's relieved not to be the least mature person in the room any more.

• Roz : [knock at the door]  I'm sorry Mrs. Wozniak. I know the balcony is not for sex play.

  Frasier : It's Frasier. And by the way - charming.

• Roz : What'd you guys do today?

  Bulldog : Oh, we fed the ducks! We rode the horses at the park, then we came back here for a whole jar of peas!

  Roz : Peas? How did you get her to eat those?

  Bulldog : There's a trick to it. You gotta pretend to sneeze them out of your nose.

  Roz : [amazed]  How did you come up with that?

  Bulldog : It's an interesting story...

  Roz : Actually, don't tell me.

• Roz : Between spending my days with you and my nights with Alice, I've forgotten what a real conversation is like.

  Frasier : Well, don't tell Alice that, it might hurt her feelings.

• Bulldog : [Roz sits back and sexily unbuttons her blouse, revealing her underwear to Bulldog]  Wow! Victoria's Secret, page 39.

  Roz : Why don't we just skip dinner and go straight to dessert?

  Bulldog : Uh-ho! Penthouse Forum, page 23.