Frasier (TV Series)

The Dog That Rocks the Cradle (1999)

Dan Butler: Bulldog Briscoe

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Quotes 

• [Bulldog picks up Roz's daughter Alice] 

  Bulldog : Hey, look who's here. Hey, sweetpea, you are getting so big. Hey, look at that smile, she likes me.

  Roz : She's relieved not to be the least mature person in the room any more.

• Bulldog : Okay, what sorry bastard would steal a pacifier from a kid?

  [hits a table] 

  Bulldog : THIS STINKS! THIS IS TOTAL B.S.! THIS IS...! Oh, found it. Found it!

• Roz : What'd you guys do today?

  Bulldog : Oh, we fed the ducks! We rode the horses at the park, then we came back here for a whole jar of peas!

  Roz : Peas? How did you get her to eat those?

  Bulldog : There's a trick to it. You gotta pretend to sneeze them out of your nose.

  Roz : [amazed]  How did you come up with that?

  Bulldog : It's an interesting story...

  Roz : Actually, don't tell me.

• Bulldog : [Roz sits back and sexily unbuttons her blouse, revealing her underwear to Bulldog]  Wow! Victoria's Secret, page 39.

  Roz : Why don't we just skip dinner and go straight to dessert?

  Bulldog : Uh-ho! Penthouse Forum, page 23.

• Bulldog : [to Alice, as he feeds her]  Okay, one more bite, then we can watch "Sports Center."

• Bulldog : Okay. If you're not going to have some peaches, we've got some Jell-O in the fridge. You know, some naughty ladies like to wrestle in that stuff.