- Frasier: I had friends back in Boston. It's only since I've returned to Seattle that I've been falling back on Niles.
- Niles: [insulted] "Falling back on Niles"?
- Frasier: Oh, for God's sake, Niles. When we go out to dinner I always know exactly what you're going to say before you say it.
- Niles: Well, then I'm sorry you had to hear that, Frasier.
- Daphne Moon: What about someone from your wine club?
- Frasier: Oh well, truth be told Daphne, those people are insufferable bores unless they have a glass in their hands. Sherry, Niles?
- Martin: [contemplating Daphne's health drink] There just aren't enough drinks that build up a nice head of black foam.