- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm sorry to disappoint all of you, but I have absolutely no feelings for that woman except contempt.
- Martin Crane: There he goes again. You know what they say about people who protest too much.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I know what you used to say: they should all be tear-gassed!
- Martin Crane: [pause] I still think that, you know.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Ever since you arrived here, you have been nothing but condescending and dismissive.
- Julia Wilcox: Whatever.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: She wrote a book called "Day Trade Your Way Out of Debt." Apparently, some people lost money.
- Dr. Niles Crane: I'm annexing the dermatologist's office next door, and in a cheap irony, my skin is breaking out.
- Bulldog Briscoe: [to Frasier] Hey, there's my man!
- Van: Welcome. Please take a workbook.
- Bulldog Briscoe: [to Frasier] Hey! I know you're down. Don't sweat it. Rookie mistake. By the way, the chick at the coffee table's got her high beams on.
- [He barks]