Frasier (TV Series)

The Love You Fake (2002)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

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Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Joe has found the source of the leak in my ceiling. It is Cam Winston's brand new washing machine! By God, for this time he's gone too far! As if his noise and noxious presence at the condo board meetings weren't bad enough. Have you ever heard of anything more fury inspiring?

  Daphne Moon : I certainly have not. Imagine the cheek of the man, installing an illegal washer-dryer.

  Joe : Oh, they're not illegal. A lot of the units have them. You guys have a hookup in the hall closet where you keep all those hats...

  [Daphne glares at Frasier] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : First of all, I had completely forgotten about the hookup. Second of all, I believe the homburg is poised for a comeback,

• [Frasier angrily confronts Daphne about his missing socks] 

  Daphne Moon : I'm sorry, Dr. Crane. I'm forced to do the laundry downstairs, and I guess your socks are just too tempting to the neighbors. Of course, you're welcome to go down there yourself and stand guard.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I see. But if we had our own washer-dryer, there would be no more lost socks. I will not be strong- armed by threats against my laundry!

  Daphne Moon : Suit yourself. I'm off to do a load of your pinks.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [confused]  I don't have any pinks.

  Daphne Moon : You will!

• Daphne Moon : I've done some calculating, and in the last nine years, I've carried 2.8 tons of laundry approximately 106.4 miles back and forth to the basement. That's the same as carrying an SUV on my back to Canada!

  Martin Crane : Maybe we should ask him to buy a washer-dryer.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, there's an idea! I was going to suggest moving the apartment closer to the laundry room.

• Cora Winston : Hello, Daphne, Martin. I just came by to check on my patient.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, he's much better. I'm off to do the laundry.

  Cora Winston : You don't have your own here?

  Daphne Moon : ...No. We have a hat museum.

• Cam Winston : My mother's a vet and she happens to be staying with me. I'm sure she wouldn't mind taking a look... even if it is Frasier's dog.

  Martin Crane : He's mine. Frasier can't stand him.

  Daphne Moon : When he's healthy he jumps on Dr. Crane's bed, drools on his pillow, chews on his slippers...

  Cam Winston : Really? We've got to get this little rascal back on his feet!

• Martin Crane : [Carrying a treat for Eddie the dog]  Well, gosh! What did I just find in my pocket? Is that tri-tip with peanut butter? It is!

  Daphne Moon : [Eddie ignores Martin]  Hmm, no luck? He's definitely coming down with something.

  Martin Crane : Well, I guess I'm going to have to eat these myself.

  Daphne Moon : Good idea. Reverse psychology!

  Martin Crane : [munching on the dog treat]  What do you mean?