Frasier (TV Series)

The Love You Fake (2002)

Brian Stokes Mitchell: Cam Winston

Quotes 

• [Frasier and Cam are writing out the terms of their "friendship."] 

  Cam Winston : Fine, I will arrange an introduction to my sweater weaver.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Good, thank you.

  Cam Winston : But, then I must insist on the formula for your bath blend.

  [Frasier considers that for a moment, while he sips a glass of sherry] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I think we were closer on an earlier draft.

  Cam Winston : Concur.

• Cam Winston : My mother's a vet and she happens to be staying with me. I'm sure she wouldn't mind taking a look... even if it is Frasier's dog.

  Martin Crane : He's mine. Frasier can't stand him.

  Daphne Moon : When he's healthy he jumps on Dr. Crane's bed, drools on his pillow, chews on his slippers...

  Cam Winston : Really? We've got to get this little rascal back on his feet!