Frasier (TV Series)

The Matchmaker (1994)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Frasier : [on Daphne]  She's just having trouble finding men.

  Roz : [whips out her little black book]  Say no more!

  Frasier : No, Roz, Roz, it's really not necessary. You do not have to donate one of your boyfriends to Daphne.

  Roz : Oh, come on, I'd be happy to.

  Frasier : But still, one hates to break up a collection.

  [Niles brings coffees] 

  Roz : Oh, here we go! Sven Bachman, he's an aerobics instructor.

  Frasier : I don't think so.

  Roz : Oh, this one's perfect! Gunther Dietrich. He's loads of fun, and he's a runway model.

  Frasier : A German narcissist. Now there's an appealing combination.

  Roz : Okay, okay, I'll keep looking.

  Niles : Looking for what?

  Roz : I'm helping Frasier find a man for Daphne.

  Niles : What?

  Roz : Here we go! He's a tennis instructor, and his name is Brick.

  Niles : Dear God, Frasier - Sven, Gunther, Brick? Why not just lather Daphne up with baby oil and hurl her over the wall of a prison yard?

  Roz : Excuse me, but I've dated all these guys.

  Niles : Well, where do you think I came up with the imagery?

  Roz : [furious]  Listen, you little titmouse...!

  Frasier : All right! Niles, you are completely out of line here. And Roz, he does have a point. You and Daphne are entirely different kinds of women. While Daphne is very shy and inexperienced, you are more... well, a lot more... well, actually it's hard to find anyone who's more...

  Roz : Oh, I get it! Not one man I've ever dated is good enough for Miss Daphne, is that what you're trying to say?

  Frasier : No, it's what I'm trying not to say, and you're not making it very easy.

  Roz : [getting up]  Oh, I'm out of here.

  Frasier : Oh, Roz, please wait.

  Roz : [storming out]  Oh no, I can't stay, the FLEET IS IN!

• Tom Duran : Hi, Roz.

  Roz : Hi, Tom. How's it going?

  Tom Duran : Well, you know, it's the same with every job I take. The word flies like wildfire.

  Roz : What's that?

  Tom Duran : Oh, you know, you tell one or two people you're gay and before you can blink, it's all over the station.

  Roz : Well, they don't call it "broadcasting" for nothing.

  Tom Duran : He

  [Frasier] 

  Tom Duran : seems like a nice guy.

  Roz : Oh, he's OK.

  Tom Duran : I hope he's more than OK, he just asked me out on a date.