Frasier (TV Series)

The Matchmaker (1994)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

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Quotes 

• Daphne : It's me love life.

  Frasier : Really? You've been seeing a man?

  Daphne : Only when I close me eyes and concentrate.

• Frasier : Just keep in mind, Tom is just a co-worker who's coming by for a pleasant little dinner. If some sparks should ignite, then fine, but there is no pressure, absolutely no pressure... is that what you're wearing?

  Daphne Moon : Why, what's wrong with it?

  Frasier : Don't you have something with a little more oomph? Oh, what about that, that strapless number you have?

  Daphne Moon : Do you have any idea how uncomfortable a strapless bra is?

  Frasier : Well, thanks to my fraternity days, as a matter of fact I do.

• Tom Duran : You know, I can't remember the last time I had such a wonderful evening.

  Daphne : Oh no, we should be thanking you. I can't remember when I've laughed so hard.

  [From inside the apartment they suddenly hear Martin roaring with laughter] 

• Daphne Moon : Does he ask permission first? Oh no, he just barges in and says he's set me up with God-knows-who, and I'm supposed to turn cartwheels like I'm bloody Cinderella.

  Frasier : Will you please relax? Look, I told you, this is not a set-up. Tom doesn't even know you'll be here.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, an ambush then. Much nicer! My girlfriends in Manchester used to set me up all the time. And it was always some gangly bounder with a boarding-house reach. And he wasn't going for the Coleman's Hot Mustard, if you know what I mean.

• Frasier : Tom, I'd like you to meet Daphne. Daphne this is Tom Duran.

  Tom Duran : [shaking hands]  Pleasure to meet you.

  Daphne Moon : Likewise. Oh, Dr. Crane, you didn't take his coat!

  Frasier : Oh, sorry.

  Daphne Moon : May I?

  [Tom turns around. As Daphne takes his coat, she turns to Frasier and mouths, "HE'S GORGEOUS! THANK YOU, THANK YOU!"]