Frasier (TV Series)
The New Friend (2000)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : Guess what I have. Two tickets to the Orpheus Chamber Orchestra!
Dr. Frasier Crane : The Orpheus! Oh Niles, nobody handles Handel like they handle Handel.
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Dr. Niles Crane : I took her to the opera last week. Halfway through "Das Rheingold" she fell asleep.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Astonishing.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, well, it gets worse. She snorted in her sleep, and startled Wotan, causing him to drop his spear on an unsuspecting gnome.
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Dr. Niles Crane : I brought a little peace offering.
Martin Crane : Bribe.
Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, it's from Smokey Mountain Farms. Five different meats in one big box!
Martin Crane : Not the Slaughterhouse Five.
Dr. Niles Crane : They don't make a Slaughterhouse Three.