Frasier (TV Series)

The Ski Lodge (1998)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• [following an embarrassing series of romantic misunderstandings that has seen everyone chase everyone else] 

  Frasier : Wait, wait, wait. Let me see if I've got this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one... was chasing me?

  [there is an embarrassed pause from everyone] 

  Frasier : See you at breakfast.

• Guy : You are not the Crane I want!

  Frasier : You're not even the *sex* I want!

• Annie : Oui.

  Frasier : Oh, you speak French as well?

  Annie : No. All I know how to say is "Oui".

  Frasier : Well that should be enough to get you through the weekend.

• [about Frasier's crush on Daphne's friend Annie] 

  Niles : I grant you she's comely, but don't you find her a tad - what would the polite euphemism be? - stupid?

  Frasier : Niles, she is just unschooled, like Liza Doolittle. Find her the right Henry Higgins, she'll be ready for a ball in no time!

  Niles : Leave it to you to put the "pig" back in "Pygmalion."

• Frasier : I knew my charms would win her over! My God, I should register this dressing gown with the love police.

• Frasier : I should register this dressing gown with the *love police*.