Frasier (TV Series)
The Zoo Story (1998)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Martin : Oh, hey Niles.
Niles : Hello, Dad. Uhh, looks like we had a little mix-up last night with our bags at the video store.
Martin : Believe me, I noticed.
Niles : [gives him the tape] Yes, there you go. At first I was dismayed; I popped in the tape and there was Charles Bronson blowing away street trash. I actually got into it... it was quite suspenseful.
Martin : Yeah, well, that's the way Duke and I felt about "My Dinner With Andre." Talk about suspense! "Will they order dessert? Will they leave a good tip?"
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[during their separation, Maris visited Niles for their weekly conjugal visit]
Niles : I've never seen her look so seductive. She wore a clingy gown, crimson lipstick, even earrings, which she tends to avoid as they make her head droop. She pulled me down upon the bed and began playing my spine like a zither. And then, just as things were heating up, she renewed her request that I dismiss Doctor Wilphaum. So tremulous with desire was I that I almost relented, but then I remembered your advice, Frasier, and I said I wouldn't fire the good doctor... at which point Maris told me I wouldn't be firing anything else in the foreseeable future! And she left!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I just wish they'd named the damn bird after someone else.
Dr. Niles Crane : Gregory Peck, perhaps.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [pointing at flowers on table] That's a striking arrangement.
Martin Crane : It's from Bebe. After what happened today, she's trying to woo him back.
Dr. Niles Crane : Birds of Paradise. I suppose that's her idea of floral irony.