Frasier (TV Series)

The Zoo Story (1998)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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Quotes 

• Martin : Oh, hey Niles.

  Niles : Hello, Dad. Uhh, looks like we had a little mix-up last night with our bags at the video store.

  Martin : Believe me, I noticed.

  Niles : [gives him the tape]  Yes, there you go. At first I was dismayed; I popped in the tape and there was Charles Bronson blowing away street trash. I actually got into it... it was quite suspenseful.

  Martin : Yeah, well, that's the way Duke and I felt about "My Dinner With Andre." Talk about suspense! "Will they order dessert? Will they leave a good tip?"

• Dr. Niles Crane : [pointing at flowers on table]  That's a striking arrangement.

  Martin Crane : It's from Bebe. After what happened today, she's trying to woo him back.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Birds of Paradise. I suppose that's her idea of floral irony.