Frasier (TV Series)

Trophy Girlfriend (2003)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• [Frasier is dating a school gym teacher. While waiting for her in her office, he picks up a note] 

  Frasier : [reading]  "Please excuse my daughter Ruby from P.E. She has a 'delibitating' disease." Nice try, Ruby.

• [about their shared childhood experiences with gym teachers] 

  Frasier : You know, perhaps getting to know Chelsea will help Niles to exorcise his demons and put them behind him.

  Daphne Crane : He's running out of room back there.

• Frasier : Hi, Daph!

  Daphne Crane : Hey, I didn't expect to see you here. Niles said you were going out with Chelsea.

  Frasier : Oh, yes, I just thought I'd stop by for a quick pick-me-up before I pick her up.

  [He chuckles to himself] 

  Daphne Crane : [deadpan]  Does she laugh at that kind of stuff?

  Frasier : You know, she does.

  Daphne Crane : Hold on to this one.

  Frasier : I intend to.

• Coach Fuller : [in bed]  So that's it? We're just gonna go to sleep?

  Frasier : [turned away from her in disgust]  I'm very tired.

  Coach Fuller : You wanna watch TV or get something to eat?

  Frasier : [weakly]  No.

  Coach Fuller : [pause]  I know someone who's ticklish!

  [turns over and grabs Frasier] 

  Frasier : No!