Frasier (TV Series)

Trophy Girlfriend (2003)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• [about Frasier and Chelsea's trophy] 

  Martin Crane : Well, I'm proud of both of you. And squash might not be the toughest of sports, but it's still technically a sport.

  Chelsea : What? Squash can be pretty tough!

  [Martin scoffs] 

  Chelsea : Oh, no, no, no, no. I once saw a guy break his leg in a mid-court collision. The bone was poking through his skin, and he still finished the point.

  Martin Crane : [to Niles]  That's the game you guys play?

  Dr. Niles Crane : [fighting nausea]  Hell, yeah!

• [Frasier and Chelsea bring home a trophy] 

  Martin Crane : [to Niles]  But I don't want you moping around here if your brother wins one and you don't.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh please, Dad, I'm a little more mature than that.

  Martin Crane : No, you're not. It still bugs you that his name comes first alphabetically.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well, that was your fault!