Frasier (TV Series)

Trophy Girlfriend (2003)

Nadine Donahue: Waitress

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : You know, maybe Frasier was right. Would it kill us to make some effort to be civil?

  Julia Wilcox : I... guess not.

  Roz Doyle : So... Your show was good today.

  Julia Wilcox : Yes, it was. And... and... your producing was... top notch.

  Roz Doyle : Thanks.

  [Offers her the sugar container] 

  Roz Doyle : Sugar?

  Julia Wilcox : [Takes one]  Please.

  Roz Doyle : Well, this isn't so bad.

  Julia Wilcox : No, it's not. Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot.

  Roz Doyle : Well, when you first started, you know, I just thought you were kind of a bitch. Ordering everyone around.

  Julia Wilcox : That's totally my fault. I have a tendency to be patronizing to, um... entry level employees.

  Roz Doyle : Well. You know, I was gonna say something earlier, but when I heard your first show, I figured you wouldn't be here long.

  Julia Wilcox : Well, you certainly made an impression on my. I remember I kept thinking, who did she sleep with to get this job? And then I found out. Everybody!

  Roz Doyle : That's a good one. You know, there's a plunger in the bathroom. Whaddya say we go look for your career?

  Julia Wilcox : Great. While we're in there, I can get your phone number.

  Roz Doyle : Don't bother. It's 1-800 bite me.

  Julia Wilcox : Bite me? That's the best that you've got?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, I could spend a half an hour on your hair.

  Julia Wilcox : Well, you should have spent a half an hour on *your* hair.

  Waitress : Closing time, ladies. I'm afraid you'll have to leave.

  Roz Doyle : But, we're just warming up.

  Julia Wilcox : You know, there's a place down the street that's open all night.

  Roz Doyle : Just like your mouth?

  Julia Wilcox : Just like your legs?

  [Walks out] 

  Roz Doyle : Hey!

  [Follows her out] 

  Roz Doyle : Wait up!