- [Frasier is dating a school gym teacher. While waiting for her in her office, he picks up a note]
- Frasier: [reading] "Please excuse my daughter Ruby from P.E. She has a 'delibitating' disease." Nice try, Ruby.
- [about their shared childhood experiences with gym teachers]
- Frasier: You know, perhaps getting to know Chelsea will help Niles to exorcise his demons and put them behind him.
- Daphne Crane: He's running out of room back there.
- Roz Doyle: You know, maybe Frasier was right. Would it kill us to make some effort to be civil?
- Julia Wilcox: I... guess not.
- Roz Doyle: So... Your show was good today.
- Julia Wilcox: Yes, it was. And... and... your producing was... top notch.
- Roz Doyle: Thanks.
- [Offers her the sugar container]
- Roz Doyle: Sugar?
- Julia Wilcox: [Takes one] Please.
- Roz Doyle: Well, this isn't so bad.
- Julia Wilcox: No, it's not. Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot.
- Roz Doyle: Well, when you first started, you know, I just thought you were kind of a bitch. Ordering everyone around.
- Julia Wilcox: That's totally my fault. I have a tendency to be patronizing to, um... entry level employees.
- Roz Doyle: Well. You know, I was gonna say something earlier, but when I heard your first show, I figured you wouldn't be here long.
- Julia Wilcox: Well, you certainly made an impression on my. I remember I kept thinking, who did she sleep with to get this job? And then I found out. Everybody!
- Roz Doyle: That's a good one. You know, there's a plunger in the bathroom. Whaddya say we go look for your career?
- Julia Wilcox: Great. While we're in there, I can get your phone number.
- Roz Doyle: Don't bother. It's 1-800 bite me.
- Julia Wilcox: Bite me? That's the best that you've got?
- Roz Doyle: Oh, I could spend a half an hour on your hair.
- Julia Wilcox: Well, you should have spent a half an hour on *your* hair.
- Waitress: Closing time, ladies. I'm afraid you'll have to leave.
- Roz Doyle: But, we're just warming up.
- Julia Wilcox: You know, there's a place down the street that's open all night.
- Roz Doyle: Just like your mouth?
- Julia Wilcox: Just like your legs?
- [Walks out]
- Roz Doyle: Hey!
- [Follows her out]
- Roz Doyle: Wait up!
- Frasier: Hi, Daph!
- Daphne Crane: Hey, I didn't expect to see you here. Niles said you were going out with Chelsea.
- Frasier: Oh, yes, I just thought I'd stop by for a quick pick-me-up before I pick her up.
- [He chuckles to himself]
- Daphne Crane: [deadpan] Does she laugh at that kind of stuff?
- Frasier: You know, she does.
- Daphne Crane: Hold on to this one.
- Frasier: I intend to.
- [about Frasier and Chelsea's trophy]
- Martin Crane: Well, I'm proud of both of you. And squash might not be the toughest of sports, but it's still technically a sport.
- Chelsea: What? Squash can be pretty tough!
- [Martin scoffs]
- Chelsea: Oh, no, no, no, no. I once saw a guy break his leg in a mid-court collision. The bone was poking through his skin, and he still finished the point.
- Martin Crane: [to Niles] That's the game you guys play?
- Dr. Niles Crane: [fighting nausea] Hell, yeah!
- [Frasier and Chelsea bring home a trophy]
- Martin Crane: [to Niles] But I don't want you moping around here if your brother wins one and you don't.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Oh please, Dad, I'm a little more mature than that.
- Martin Crane: No, you're not. It still bugs you that his name comes first alphabetically.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Well, that was your fault!
- Coach Fuller: [in bed] So that's it? We're just gonna go to sleep?
- Frasier: [turned away from her in disgust] I'm very tired.
- Coach Fuller: You wanna watch TV or get something to eat?
- Frasier: [weakly] No.
- Coach Fuller: [pause] I know someone who's ticklish!
- [turns over and grabs Frasier]
- Frasier: No!