Frasier (TV Series)

You Can Go Home Again (1996)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• [before sitting in the cafe, Niles is using his handkerchief to wipe his chair clean] 

  Frasier : [to Niles]  I remember your fourth birthday party. Grandmother took us to the park to ride the carousel, and you made all those little children wait while you wiped off your painted pony.

  Dr. Niles Crane : I was wearing Bermuda shorts and that saddle was slick with toddler sweat!

• Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, Dad tells me that today is your three-year anniversary, so we're going to take you out to dinner.

  Frasier : Well, thank you. Dad, how did you know?

  Martin Crane : Oh, I heard that woman who called in.

  Frasier : [surprised]  You listened to my show?

  Martin Crane : Well, sort of... I fell asleep during the Mariners game. But when I woke up, you were on.

  Frasier : And you didn't turn me off?

  Martin Crane : I did not! I listened to you for ten minutes before I finally dozed off again.

  [laughs] 

  Frasier : Faint praise, and yet it thunders in my ears.