- Freakazoid: [on the phone] Guess where I am. I'm at your prison. Me and my friends are gonna rescue the Douglas family and a mime and escape YOU BIG FATHEAD! FATTY FATTY CHUNKY CHUNKY LARDFACE!
- Russian Security Minister: Your death will be very painful.
- [hangs up]
- Russian Security Minister: Notify the prison authorities. I want to deal with Freakazoid personally!
- Steph: Freakazoid, you just insulted the security minister and gave him our exact location!
- Roddy MacStew: What was the point, lad? What's your plan?
- Freakazoid: [thinks a moment] OK, I know you're gonna be mad but I forgot the rest of my plan.
- Announcer: [if the show hypothetically ended short] Since this week's episode ended early, I'll recite some of my favorite naughty limericks. I'm sure you'll find them pleasing and saucy. There once was a woman from Bristow...