- [Erica has just given birth to a baby boy]
- Monica: Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
- Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
- Chandler: How do you feel?
- Erica: I'm tired.
- The Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
- [Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly]
- Monica: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
- The Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
- Monica: We only ordered one!
- The Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
- Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
- [Ross is about to tell Rachel that he loves her before she leaves for Paris, but Gunther walks up to her first]
- Gunther: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you. I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
- Rachel: Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
- [kisses him on the cheek]
- [Chandler pulls Monica aside when they are told that they are adopting twins]
- Chandler: Whatta we do?
- Monica: What do you mean 'what do we do'?
- Chandler: [franctically] Twins... Twins...
- Monica: Chandler, you're panicking!
- Chandler: Uh huh, join me, won't you? Okay what do you say we keep one and then just like have an option on the other one?
- Monica: We can't split them up!
- Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later they'll find each other... and be reunited. I mean that's a great day for everybody.
- Rachel Green: [on Ross' answering machine] Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
- Ross Geller: Oh my God!
- Rachel Green: Excuse me?
- Stewardess: Miss? Please, sit down!
- Rachel Green: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love them.
- Stewardess: Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
- Ross Geller: Let her off the plane!
- Stewardess: I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.
- Rachel Green: Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
- Ross Geller: Try to understand!
- Rachel Green: Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
- [the answering machine beeps and cuts off the rest of the message]
- Ross Geller: No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
- Rachel Green: [from behind Ross] I got off the plane.
- Joey Tribbiani: Hey hey hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
- Dr. Ross Geller: We uh, you know, we worked things out.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
- Monica: Do you realise that all of us have lived in this appartment at some point?
- Ross Geller: Uh, I haven't!
- Monica: What about that summer you stayed with Grandma and you tried to make it as a dancer?
- Ross Geller: Do you know we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
- Rachel: [Rachel enters] I just dropped Emma off at my mother's.
- Joey Tribbiani: You're not taking her with you?
- Rachel: [Referring to Ross] No, we decided I'd go first and set everything up and my mom would bring Emma on Sunday.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Wow eight hour flight a one year old? Good luck, mom.
- Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hour flight with my mom talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma.
- Joey: [Chick Jr and Duck Jr are trapped in the Foosball table] Does that mean we're gonna have to bust it open?
- Chandler: I don't know. Maybe.
- Joey: Oh my God!
- Chandler: I know, it's the Foosball table.
- Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like what I'd have said in that Sci-Fi movie if I'd gotten the part: "Those are our men in there, and we have to get 'em out. Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life... my time machine."
- Ross Geller: [Looking around the empty apartment] Wow.
- Rachel Green: I know, it seems smaller somehow.
- Joey: [Confused] Has it always been purple?
- Chandler: [to the twin babies] Look around you guys. This was your first home, and it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter; but more important, because of rent control it was a friggin' steal!
- Rachel: [after telling him that Phoebe said that there was something wrong with the plane's "phalange"] Sir, what are you doing?
- Nervous Male Passenger: I'm getting off this plane. I can't go on a plane if there's something wrong with its phalange.
- Stewardess: Sir, sir! That's OK, this plane doesn't have a "phalange".
- Nervous Male Passenger: Oh, my God! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!
- Joey Tribbiani: It's like I would have said in that science fiction movie if I'd have gotten the part "our men are in there and we have to get them out, even if I have to sacrifice my most precious thing in the world, my time machine"
- Chandler: Did that movie ever get made?
- Joey Tribbiani: It did not.
- Ross Geller: [screaming at the answering machine] Did she get off the plane? God did she get off the plane!
- Rachel: [Rachel shows up at the door] I got off the plane.
- Joey Tribbiani: You've got to think about last night the way she does, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: But she'll never know how he feels
- Joey Tribbiani: Maybe that's ok maybe it's better this way now you can move on you've been trying to for so long and now you're on different continents maybe you can actually do it: finally get over her
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, that's true except I don't want to get over her
- Joey Tribbiani: [Surprised] What?
- Dr. Ross Geller: I want to be with her
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Really?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah I'm going to go after her
- Joey Tribbiani: What'd think she'll say?
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: My cab's downstairs I'll drive you to the airport
- Dr. Ross Geller: [to everybody] Ok wish me luck you guys
- Dr. Ross Geller: [Referring to Rachel in the coffee shop] And then she said "it was the "perfect way to say goodbye"
- Joey Tribbiani: What'd you say?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Nothing what'd you say to that
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: You've got to tell her how you feel
- Dr. Ross Geller: No way
- Joey Tribbiani: You can't just give up, is that what a dinosaur would do?
- Dr. Ross Geller: What?
- Joey Tribbiani: Dude I'm just trying to speak your language
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: She doesn't know you want to get back together if she did she might differently she might not even go
- Monica: [Erica In labor] Just a little bit more, honey.
- Erica: Help me, ah, this hurts!
- Chandler: Really? That bad?
- Erica: Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts to see which is worse.
- The Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
- Monica: Oh my god! This is the most beautiful top of the head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
- Chandler: I'm ok.
- Monica: Chandler, you don't want to miss this, this is the birth of your child it's the "miracle of life".
- Chandler: All right!
- [Surprised]
- Chandler: Wow that is one disgusting miracle.
- The Doctor: Start pushing, here we go.
- [Erica screams]
- The Doctor: Here come the shoulders.
- Monica: [baby is born] It's a boy!
- Erica: Is he ok?
- The Doctor: He's just fine.
- Monica: Aww, you did it!
- Chandler: [Squeaky voice] It's a baby, a beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
- The Doctor: [to Monica and Chandler] Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
- Chandler: Well, that's spongy!
- Monica: Hey, handsome! I'm going to love you so much that no woman is ever going to be good enough for you.
- Monica: [Monica and Chandler each holding one of the twin babies] Do you think they recognize each from in there?
- Chandler: Maybe, unless their like two people who lived in apartments next to each other for years and one day were pushed through a vagina and then they meet.
- Erica: [to Monica and Chandler] I'm really glad I picked you guys you're going to make great parents, even Chandler.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: What are you working on?
- Joey Tribbiani: It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: [Pointing to a big smudge on the poster] Is that the baby?
- Joey Tribbiani: No, I sat on the paint.
- Mike Hannigan: [Mike enters in] Hey.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: What'd you have there?
- Mike Hannigan: It's a welcome home poster for the baby it'd be a lot better but I didn't have enough time to work on it.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: [Mike unrolls the poster and shows everyone] Honey that's gorgeous.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Jealous tone and facial expression to Mike] You know the baby can't read.
- Mike Hannigan: [Referring to Monica and Chandler's twin babies] I want one.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Which one? I'll try to slip in my coat.
- Mike Hannigan: Seriously, you want to make one of those?
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: One? How about a whole bunch?
- Mike Hannigan: Really?
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Yeah, we can teach them to sing and be like the Von Trapp family.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Ross enters] Did you talk to Rachel?
- Dr. Ross Geller: No, I didn't and I'm not going to.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Why not?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Because she's just going to shoot me down you guys saw what happened with Gunther that did not look like fun.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean his more sexier in an obvious way you have relationship with her you slept together last night.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah and she still wants to go it's pretty clear where she is, even I were to tell her I don't have to do it now I'll be seeing her again we've got time.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: No, you don't she's going to Paris and she's going to meet somebody do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's a city of Gunthers.
- Monica: I'm so glad you got to see the babies
- Rachel: I'm just sorry I won't be around to see you guys try to handle this I love you all so much
- Rachel: [to Ross] I just want you to know last night I'll never forget it
- Dr. Ross Geller: [They hug and Rachel leaves] Neither will I
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: [to Ross] You just let her go?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah
- Joey Tribbiani: Maybe that's for the best
- Monica: [Monica enters carrying one of the babies] Hey.
- Chandler: [Chandler enters carrying the other baby] Hey.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Awkward question: the hospital knows you took two right?
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: What kind of twins are they?
- Monica: [Referring to the baby she's carrying] This one's a boy the baby Chandler's carrying is a girl.
- Chandler: Her name is Erica.
- Joey Tribbiani: That pregnant girl's name is Erica.
- Chandler: It's a shame the two of you didn't get to spend more together.
- Monica: [to Ross] We named the boy "Jack" after dad.
- Dr. Ross Geller: His going to be so happy.