Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Underdog Gets Away (1994)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Chandler Bing : I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here...
[while clinking his wine glass]
Chandler Bing : Ding ding.
[resumes his speech]
Chandler Bing : I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean,
[to Rachel]
Chandler Bing : if you'd gone to Vail,
[to Monica and Ross]
Chandler Bing : and if you guys'd been with your family,
[to Joey]
Chandler Bing : if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
All : That's so sweet.
Ross Geller : And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
Rachel Green : And a crappy New Year.
Chandler Bing : Here, here!
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Chandler Bing : [rushes in] Oh, my God! Underdog has broken loose and is flying over the city!
Joey : The balloon?
Chandler Bing : No, no... The actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon!
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Chandler Bing : Are you wearing makeup?
Joey : [proudly] Yes, I am. As of today I'm officially Joey Tribbiani, actor-slash-model.
[to waitress Rachel, who just brought his drink:]
Joey : Thank you.
Chandler Bing : That's so funny, because I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man-slash-woman.