- Monica Geller: [talking about Janice] She cornered me! She asked if the wedding was in town. What was I suppossed to do?
- Chandler Bing: Lie! How hard is that? 'Your check's in the mail,' 'Oh, your baby is so cute,' ' I can't wait to read your book, Ross.'
- Rachel Green: Wow. I guess it wasn't Cupid that brought her here.
- Phoebe Buffay: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Hi, I was wondering, is it possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? I wrote a book that's up there and instead of reading it people are... well, they're rolling around in front of it.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Phoebe and Rachel are trying to convince Joey to pursue a relationship with a Erin] I'm sorry you guys, but I just don't thinks so.
- Joey Tribbiani: [girls grudgingly give in] Hey don't start judging me.
- [to Rachel]
- Joey Tribbiani: You're the one who's in love with her assistant.
- [to Phoebe]
- Joey Tribbiani: And you, you're the one who's having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof.
- Rachel Green: Phoebe!
- Phoebe Buffay: SECRET affair!