Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Baby Shower (2002)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Rachel Green : What's the final head count on my baby shower?

  Phoebe Buffay : About twenty. A couple of people from work had something else to do.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Also, both of your sisters called, and neither can make it.

  Rachel Green : What? You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking!

• Rachel Green : [after being told how often a baby soils a diaper]  It goes ten times a day? What are we feeding this kid, Indian food?

• Sandra Green : Rachel, you must get a nanny. You don't know how overwhelming this is gonna be. I mean, when you were a baby, I had full-time help - I had Mrs. K.

  Rachel Green : Mrs. K! Oh, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. Actually, I think I remember some of it: "Tu madre es loca."

  [meaning "Your mother is crazy"] 

  Sandra Green : Such a sweet woman.