Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Baby Shower (2002)

Marlo Thomas: Sandra Green

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Quotes 

• Monica Geller-Bing : [on the phone]  Hello, Mrs. Green! Hi - it's Monica Geller.

  Sandra Green : Oh - hello, Monica.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Hi - I know this is last minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.

  Sandra Green : [icily]  I know. My daughters told me when they received their "impromptu" invitations a month ago.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Yeah, I'm sorry - I'm so, so sorry.

  Sandra Green : Why, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?

  Monica Geller-Bing : [to Phoebe, quietly]  Oh, my god! My ass is sweating... Please, please - can you come? It's today at four.

  Sandra Green : Well, alright - I'll see you at four.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Thank you.

  [Monica hangs up the phone] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Isn't it at three?

  Monica Geller-Bing : [picking up phone again]  Sonofabitch...

• Sandra Green : Rachel, you must get a nanny. You don't know how overwhelming this is gonna be. I mean, when you were a baby, I had full-time help - I had Mrs. K.

  Rachel Green : Mrs. K! Oh, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. Actually, I think I remember some of it: "Tu madre es loca."

  [meaning "Your mother is crazy"] 

  Sandra Green : Such a sweet woman.