Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Breast Milk (1995)

Jessica Hecht: Susan Bunch

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• [first lines] 

  Monica : [presents baby shoes]  Okay, these were expensive, and he's gonna grow out of them in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!

  Phoebe Buffay : Aww! Look at these. Hey, Ben. "Just do it"! Unh!

  [baby starts crying] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, my God! Oh! Was that too much pressure for him?

  Susan Bunch : Oh, is he hungry already? Aw.

  Carol Willick : [starts feeding with breast]  I guess so.

  Chandler Bing : You know, it's...

  [goggling the breast] 

  Chandler Bing : Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.

  Joey : [follows after Chandler out]  Oh, uh, I gotta get one too.

  Ross : Hey, what are you guys doing?

  Chandler Bing : We're just hanging out by the spoons... Ladle?

  Ross : Will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.

  Joey : Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.

  Ross : This is my son having lunch, okay? It'll happen a lot, so get used to it. If you have a problem, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it. Come on.

  [guys come back] 

  Ross : Carol?

  Chandler Bing : Carol. I was wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?

  Carol Willick : Sure.

  Joey : [surprised]  Uh... Does it hurt?

  Carol Willick : It did at first, but not anymore.

  Joey : Chandler?

  Chandler Bing : So, uh, how often can you do it?

  Carol Willick : As much as he needs.

  Joey : Oh, okay, I got one, I got one. Uh... If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?