Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Joke (2000)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Chandler : Hey, Joey. Playboy published my joke.

  Ross : No, it's MY joke.

  Chandler : No, it's mine.

  Ross : No, it was MY joke.

  Joey : Hey, hey, hey. You guys. You know they put pictures of naked chicks in there, right?

• Chandler : [to Monica]  They can say that you're high maintenance, but it's okay, because I like maintaining you.