- Monica: [Rachel, Phoebe & Monica are looking at the Playboy of the Month]
- Rachel: See now, I would date this girl. She's cute, she's outdoorsy, see, & she knows how to build a fire, I mean that's got to come in handy!
- Monica: Hey I've got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
- Rachel: [looking at Monica and Phoebe] I don't know...
- Monica: [looking at Phoebe and Rachel] Yeah, me either...
- Phoebe: [looking at Rachel and Monica] Rachel.
- Monica: [Monica and Rachel both look at Phoebe] What?
- Phoebe: I don't know... me neither
- [Running off]
- Chandler: [to Monica] They can say that you're high maintenance, but it's okay, because I like maintaining you.