Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Stripper (2001)

Ron Leibman: Dr. Leonard Green

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• Dr. Leonard Green : [Rachel has asked Phoebe to go to dinner, to help her tell her father she is pregnant]  Why don't I order everyone the Mandarin chicken?

  Phoebe : I don't eat meat.

  Dr. Leonard Green : It's chicken!

  Phoebe : Yeah; well, I don't eat that, either.

  Dr. Leonard Green : [shaking his head]  I'll never understand you lesbians.

• Dr. Leonard Green : So what's new with you?

  Rachel : [hesitating]  Uhh, well... I got TiVo!

  Dr. Leonard Green : [confused]  What's TiVo?

  Phoebe : It's slang for pregnant!

• Dr. Leonard Green : [after learning from Phoebe that Rachel is pregnant]  Are you really pregnant?

  Rachel : Well, yes and no; except not no. Well, to sum it up: Yeah.

  Dr. Leonard Green : Who's the father?

  Dr. Leonard Green : [points to Phoebe]  Please, tell me it's not her!

  Rachel : No, no, Daddy; it's Ross - Ross Geller. You like Ross! C'mon, Daddy - you're going to be a grandfather. You're going to be a 'Poppy'!

  Dr. Leonard Green : [sniffling]  You're right. I'm going to be a 'Poppy'. OK, when's the wedding?

  Rachel : [intentionally avoiding the question]  The who?

  Rachel : [gradually becoming enraged]  The wedding! There's going to be a wedding. Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! Rachel Karen Green, tell me there's going to be a wedding!

  Rachel : [nervously, lying]  Uh, February 2!

• Ross : [Ross and Mona's intimate moment is interrupted by Rachel's father]  Dr. Green?

  Dr. Leonard Green : Alright, Geller - what do you mean getting my Rachel pregnant, and then refusing to marry her?

  Ross : [looks at Mona and then back at Dr. Green]  You know, this really isn't a good time.