Full House (TV Series)

A Pinch for a Pinch (1990)

Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner

Quotes 

• Stephanie Tanner : Today at lunch the cafeteria served pimento loaf, it was like eating bologna with eyes!

• Stephanie Tanner : Michelle pinched me!

  Jesse Katsopolis : Michelle, that wasn't nice.

  Michelle Tanner : You said I could.

  Jesse Katsopolis : That was because Aaron took your cookie.

  Michelle Tanner : Stephanie took my lamp.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Yeah but that's different, in one case someone took something of yours which was wrong, and in the other... someone took something of yours, which was also wrong...

  [Stephanie raises an eyebrow at him] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : Oh boy...

• Kimmy Gibbler : [Stephanie's wearing a baseball mask and carrying a tennis racket]  Are you practicing for the geek Olympics?

  Stephanie Tanner : Kimmy, everything in your horoscope has come true today. Now it says exercise extreme caution after dark, that's why I'm sleeping with Michelle's nightlight.

  Kimmy Gibbler : Well kid, I guess I should tell you the truth, I don't know anything about astrology, I just copy horoscopes out of the newspaper.

  Stephanie Tanner : You mean I've been freaking out all day for *nothing*?

  [takes off mask] 

  Stephanie Tanner : How rude!