- Danny Tanner: Michelle is getting an academic foundation that's going to carry her through grades K through 12, through college, through Harvard law school. Jess, you have robbed our nation of one of the finest legal minds the supreme court has ever known.
- Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: I gotta go potty.
- Michelle: Uncle Jesse, Aaron stole my elephant.
- Jesse: That's not right, take his cookie. If somebody does something to you, do it back.
- Aaron Bailey: Hey, you stole my camel.
- Michelle: It's in my tummy now. He, he, he.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Eye for an eye, a pinch for a pinch, that's the only way you survive on the streets.
- Danny Tanner: What streets? Michelle's not even allowed out of the back yard!
- Stephanie Tanner: Today at lunch the cafeteria served pimento loaf, it was like eating bologna with eyes!
- Stephanie Tanner: Michelle pinched me!
- Jesse Katsopolis: Michelle, that wasn't nice.
- Michelle Tanner: You said I could.
- Jesse Katsopolis: That was because Aaron took your cookie.
- Michelle Tanner: Stephanie took my lamp.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Yeah but that's different, in one case someone took something of yours which was wrong, and in the other... someone took something of yours, which was also wrong...
- [Stephanie raises an eyebrow at him]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Oh boy...
- Danny Tanner: You pulled Michelle out of pre-school? Have you lost your mind?
- Becky Donaldson: Hold on, Danny, I'm sure Jesse had a very good reason for what he did. Go ahead, Jess, tell him.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well, they were gonna make her sit in the corner.
- Becky Donaldson: [looks to Danny] You're right, he's lost his mind.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [Stephanie's wearing a baseball mask and carrying a tennis racket] Are you practicing for the geek Olympics?
- Stephanie Tanner: Kimmy, everything in your horoscope has come true today. Now it says exercise extreme caution after dark, that's why I'm sleeping with Michelle's nightlight.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Well kid, I guess I should tell you the truth, I don't know anything about astrology, I just copy horoscopes out of the newspaper.
- Stephanie Tanner: You mean I've been freaking out all day for *nothing*?
- [takes off mask]
- Stephanie Tanner: How rude!