- Becky: Dustin? You would name our child Dustin?
- Jesse: Yeah, you got a better name?
- Becky: I sure do... Emily!
- Jesse: No son of ours is gonna be named Emily!
- Becky: Our daughter's name is Emily! Our son's name is Prescott.
- Jesse: Prescott? You might as well name him Emily!
- Becky: Prescott!
- Jesse: Dustin!
- Becky: Prescott!
- Jesse: Dustin!
- Becky: Prescott!
- Jesse: Wait... when did we have a kid?
- Steph: D.J., I know you said that the Wolfman wasn't real, but if he was, would he be driving an Isuzu?
- D.J. Tanner: Remember when you saw The Blob? You wouldn't touch Jell-o for a month!
- Steph: So? I saw The Wizard of Oz and I wasn't scared of the Wicked Witch of the West.
- [Hums Miss Gulch's music]