- Gia: Hi little Michelle! Are you ready for you first day of third grade?
- Michelle Tanner: Are you ready for you third year of seventh grade?
- Gia: It's *your* room. Why does your dad care if it's clean?
- Stephanie Tanner: My dad cares if YOUR room is clean!
- Michelle Tanner: I'm not leaving. Steph is a total slob. So I decided to move in with you. Feels good doesn't it?
- D.J. Tanner: No, Stephanie's not bad, she's just becoming a teenager. It's a tough time, I went through it, you're gonna go through it and take it from a voice of experience. The best place to go through it is in your own room.
- Michelle Tanner: How about I go through it in your room.