- Michelle Tanner: Is the punishment over now?
- Danny Tanner: No, listening to me talk is not a punishment, although it does seem to put you to sleep.
- Michelle: Can I watch Arsenio?
- Danny Tanner: What do you think?
- Michelle: I think it's time for bed.
- Danny Tanner: That's right. It's time for bed. To bed, I said.
- Michelle: Daddy, am I still your little princess?
- Danny Tanner: Oh, you got it, dude.
- D.J. Tanner: I can't believe it, we're being blamed again! Dad, *Michelle* brought her kiddie pool inside, *Michelle* filled it up with water, *Michelle* put on her swimsuit and floaties and *Michelle* threw herself a pool party!
- Stephanie Tanner: Dad, the key word here is Michelle.
- Michelle Tanner: [singsong in her rocking chair as she's being punished] This is noooo-fun, noooo-fun, looking at the waaall.
- Jesse Katsopolis: My point is we're treating her like she's the queen of the 4 year olds.
- Joey Gladstone: Well she is!
- Danny Tanner: [After reading Dr. Suess, Michelle is refusing to go to sleep] Don't shake your head. Your story is read. Now, you must go to bed. To bed, I said.
- Jesse: Danny, you really gotta cut back on the Dr. Suess.
- Michelle Tanner: [setting up her kiddie pool in the kitchen] Surfs up, dude!
- D.J. Tanner: Surfs up, dude? Your time is up, dudette. DAD!