- D.J. Tanner: Oh Dad, after Stephanie's recital, we hit the big sale at the Fashion Mart. Everything is half off.
- Danny Tanner: Of course that doesn't save me any money 'cause you'll just buy twice as much stuff, right?
- D.J. Tanner: I like your attitude.
- Danny Tanner: Sorry I'm late. I was doing a feature on 'Great moments in bowling,' and I got hung up when I couldn't find a second moment.
- Danny Tanner: [Joey shows off his new look of black leather and studs] Joey?
- Joey Gladstone: [chewing gum] Shut up, punk.
- Danny Tanner: [smirks] Joey, you know, you actually make Michael Jackson look tough.
- Stephanie Tanner: [wakes up and finds Danny videotaping her] Daddy, why are we making foot movies?
- Danny Tanner: Because I love you and I love your little feet.
- D.J. Tanner: [yawns] What's going on?
- Stephanie Tanner: Daddy loves me and he loves my little feet.
- Jesse Cochran: Michelle, you're going to be such a fox when you get older.
- Michelle Tanner: Dada.
- Danny Tanner: Jesse... my little girl just called you dada.
- Jesse Cochran: No, no, no, no. She didn't call me dada. She called me, uh, she called me dodo.
- [turns Michelle to Danny]
- Jesse Cochran: Well, here. Here's your dad. There. Lay a dada on him, come on.
- Danny Tanner: Hi. Remember me? Remember? I'm your biological dada.
- Jesse Cochran: Come on, you little muppet. Now the guy's really asking for a dada. Can't you give him a dada? Come on, I'm your Uncle Jesse.
- Michelle Tanner: Dada.
- Jesse Cochran: I'm not your dad.
- Joey Gladstone: Here, give me the babe.
- [Joey takes Michelle]
- Michelle Tanner: Dada.
- Danny Tanner: [takes Michelle] Here. Hi, it's me, Dada. Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada.
- [Michelle says nothing]
- Danny Tanner: My sweet little baby, my own flesh and blood, thinks that you two are her father! Oh, my God!
- Danny Tanner: [having to go to work and miss taking D.J. to a clothes sale] I'm sorry, D.J.
- D.J. Tanner: [deflated] It's okay, Dad, we can just go next time and pay full price for everything.
- Danny Tanner: I've taken the day off from work, I'm going to spend the whole day with you girls.
- D.J. Tanner: But Dad, Sunday's your busiest day.
- Danny Tanner: I got it worked out. I'm working New Year's Day, but I got it worked out.
- Jesse Cochran: It's Saturday afternoon, I'm all dressed up, and where am I going? A munchkin ballet.
- [the doorbell rings, Danny answers it, and finds a beautiful woman standing outside]
- Adrianna: Ciao.
- Danny Tanner: Jesse, it's for you.
- Joey Gladstone: How do you know she's not here to see me?
- Adrianna: Jesse!
- Jesse Cochran: Adrianna, have mercy! How are you?
- [Adrianna and Jesse start kissing]
- Danny Tanner: [to Joey] If she's here to see you, she's very nice to your friends.
- Joey Gladstone: [about Jesse] The guy is amazing. He takes off just like that, goes to Rome, no toothbrush, no clean underwear. What a life! Now, that is my fantasy.
- Danny Tanner: You fantasize about having bad breath and dirty underwear?
- Danny Tanner: How was Stephanie's recital?
- Jesse Cochran: She came out, she danced, she died.
- Danny Tanner: Oh, God, I wish I could have been there.
- Danny Tanner: My little baby doesn't have the foggiest idea who I am!
- Joey Gladstone: How many of us really know who we are?