Full House (TV Series)

Fast Friends (1993)

Candace Cameron Bure: D.J. Tanner

Quotes 

• Steven 'Steve' Hale : Kissing a girl who smokes is like kissing an ash tray.

  Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner : What ash tray have you been kissing?

  Steven 'Steve' Hale : My Aunt Ida. I mean I love her, but she smokes so much, her Dalmatian is all black.

• Jesse Katsopolis : So Olga, did you smoke?

  Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : [faking Swedish accent]  Almost, but no.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Well Olga, in America almost but no is thumbs-upsky.

  Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner : Maybe thumbs-upsky for you, Mr. Radio Man... but I want my friends to like me.

  Donna Jo 'D.J.' Margaret Tanner : Well I think if you have to smoke for her to be your friend she's not a very good friend.

  Kimmy Gibbler : That's right, a true friend likes you for who you are, and how much money you have.