Full House (TV Series)
Just One of the Guys (1988)
Kirk Cameron: Cousin Steve
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Quotes
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Cousin Steve : Greetings from Baltimore.
D.J. Tanner : Steve?
Cousin Steve : D.J., how you doing, sport?
D.J. Tanner : Hi, Steve. What happened to your glasses?
Cousin Steve : Oh, I got contacts.
D.J. Tanner : Your braces?
Cousin Steve : Got 'em off.
D.J. Tanner : Your face full of zits?
Cousin Steve : They cleared up. Yeah, one night, I went to bed looking like a nerd and woke up looking like this. Isn't nature great?
Kimmy Gibbler : The best.
[slams the door in Danny's face]
Danny Tanner : Kimmy, do you realize you just slammed the door in my face?
Kimmy Gibbler : What door?
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Cousin Steve : Does anybody else want a pickle?
D.J. Tanner : Oh, we're out of pickles.
Kimmy Gibbler : I'll get you some. If there are no pickles at my house, I'll take a cab to the market. Bye, Stevie!
Cousin Steve : Okay, see you later, Kammy.
D.J. Tanner : That's Kimmy.
Kimmy Gibbler : Hey, if it's Kammy to him, it's Kammy to me.
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Jesse : [as everyone is watching basketball on TV] Yes!
Danny Tanner : Yes!
Cousin Steve : Yes!
Joey : Yes!
D.J. Tanner : YES!
[everyone looks at her]
D.J. Tanner : What an awesome thing... that just happened.
Stephanie Tanner : You don't have a clue either, do you?
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Cousin Steve : [after D.J. tackles Steve while playing touch football] D.J., what are you doing?
D.J. Tanner : Playing football, man.
Cousin Steve : This is touch football. What's your problem?
D.J. Tanner : I got no problem. What's your problem?
Cousin Steve : Yeah, that was a pass interference. Automatic first down.
D.J. Tanner : No way, you wimp!
Danny Tanner : D.J., Steve's right. You were way out of line. We're not playing tackle here.
D.J. Tanner : Oh, sure. Take Steve's side. You guys are such buddies. Why don't you just adopt him? That's what you want, isn't it? Great, now I'm gonna start crying like a little girl.
[runs off]
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Danny Tanner : D.J., you don't have any plans for tomorrow afternoon, do you?
D.J. Tanner : Not anymore.
Danny Tanner : You do now because we're all going to the park. How does some touch football sound?
Cousin Steve : Oh, great, yeah! Then we can play some soccer, some basketball, volleyball and tennis!
Danny Tanner : Then we'll play a rousing game of "Let's Rush Uncle Danny to the hospital."
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Cousin Steve : Look, D.J., I was wondering why you clobbered me.
D.J. Tanner : 'Cause I felt like it.
Cousin Steve : Well, why did you feel like it?
D.J. Tanner : 'Cause I did.
Cousin Steve : Well, why did you?
D.J. Tanner : Because I was mad at you. I was really looking forward to you visiting and you didn't even want to go ice skating. I thought we could do stuff like we did last time. I miss the old Steve.
Cousin Steve : D.J., I'm still the same Steve.
D.J. Tanner : No, you're not. The old Steve wouldn't have taken this long to come up to my room.
Cousin Steve : D.J., I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. Look, but I'm here now. D.J., I'm still your cousin and I still love you. So don't you think we can try and be friends again?
D.J. Tanner : You seem so much older than me now.
Cousin Steve : I know it may seem like a big difference now because I'm 17 and you're 11, but, you know, when I'm 100 and you're 94, you'll probably hardly even notice the difference.