Full House (TV Series)

Our Very First Show (1987)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

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• Danny Tanner : [when Danny comes home from work and sees Michelle's baby clothes all over the living room]  Whoa! What happened? What's with all the dirty baby clothes?

  Joey Gladstone : I'm sorry, Danny, but every time we tried changing her, she'd dribble or drool or spit up.

  Jesse Cochran : Your baby's a pig.

• Danny Tanner : [when DJ goes missing]  You lost my daughter? I went to work for seven hours and you lost 33% of my children?

• Danny Tanner : Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?

  Joey Gladstone : No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.

• Danny Tanner : Your mom was always so good at this stuff. I'd come home from work and everything would be perfect. DJ, how do you think Mom would have handled this?

  D.J. Tanner : She would have caught me before I moved into the garage. Mom knew everything I did before I did it.

  [stares off into space as Danny knows something is bothering her] 

  Danny Tanner : What is it, honey?

  D.J. Tanner : It's just not fair! First I lose my mom, then Grandma leaves, and now I lose my own room. Everything just keeps disappearing.

  Danny Tanner : I know exactly how you feel, honey, and I know how much you girls must miss your mother. Because I miss her too... very much. But you've still got me.

  Stephanie Tanner : [walks to her]  You got me too.

  Danny Tanner : You've got Michelle and you have your Uncle Jesse and Joey. DJ, we're still a family and right now is when we really need to stick together. So it's up to you: either you move back into the house or all five of us are moving into the garage, but nothing is going to break up this team.

• Danny Tanner : DJ, you're back.

  Jesse Cochran : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Vanessa's gone, the deal's off. I want my money back.

  Danny Tanner : What money?

  D.J. Tanner : The money Uncle Jesse paid me to move back in.

  Danny Tanner : That's your special way with children? You buy them off?

  Jesse Cochran : It works.

• Danny Tanner : Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.

  Joey Gladstone : Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.

  [Danny drops Joey's dirty clothes] 

• Danny Tanner : [to Stephanie]  This means you and DJ are gonna get to be roommates. Isn't that exciting?

  Stephanie Tanner : I can wear all DJ's clothes!

  D.J. Tanner : Do I have to share my room with her?

  Danny Tanner : Sweetie, it's gonna be just like having a slumber party.

  D.J. Tanner : Yeah, with only one guest who never leaves.

• Jesse Cochran : [to Stephanie]  Why don't you go upstairs and play ballerina with your big sister?

  Stephanie Tanner : I can't. She moved out.

  Danny Tanner : Stephanie, honey, what do you mean she moved out?

  Stephanie Tanner : She's gone. She rolled up her crepe paper and took off.